I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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