I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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