absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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