and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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