"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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