Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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