so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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