White coat. Heels.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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