look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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