You work out of a Hotel?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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