super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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