Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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