Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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