My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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