doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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