Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
