my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize