Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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