The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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