Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
