Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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