Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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