Who wears a wallet chain?!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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