chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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