Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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