yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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