how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
