i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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