cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I'm passing your future prison.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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