: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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