everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
is it fun? or sober?
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