Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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