how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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