what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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