Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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