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  What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...

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• (315): View more from New York

  how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes

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• (530): View more from California

  I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.

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