I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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