my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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