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(704): View more from North Carolina

And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!

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(812): View more from Indiana

They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal

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(631): View more from New York

In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.

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(769): View more from Mississippi

He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking

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(541): View more from Oregon

They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.

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(512): View more from Texas

things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"

(210): View more from Texas

I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.

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