You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
it's like iHOP with fire
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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