she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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