Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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