i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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