I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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