I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
