I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
time to smoke my breakfast
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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