so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
