Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
tell me about the fingering
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