Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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