is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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