the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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