he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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