So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Girls should come with a carfax report
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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